Sunday, July 29, 2007

Hand Motions in Heaven

So ... for those of you who've noticed the abundance of hand motions in Christian music - this is for you.

Yes, it's a little long, but worth it.

Seriously, take a a look at it. I laughed. I cried. I felt closer to God.

Okay ... so I laughed. Parts I almost laughed until I cried.

But it didn't honestly do anything for my "walk" ...

Enjoy.

Saturday, July 28, 2007

Coming Summer 2008

John Lobo is usually an ordinary man.

But on rare occasion, he changes.

When Good Friday coincides with Friday the 13th, and there's a full moon out, he transforms into a WereJesus. Half-man, Half-Jesus, all bearded, and ready to kick some butt.

This year, Good Friday is going to be bad.

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

How the Gamliel principle ended ...

So Tyler and I got an email today ... below it is quoted.

(Disclaimer: Story actually told by Rrevor to Tyan, names changed to protect the not so innocent)


So, Gamaliel, what do you thi--

Oh, CRAP! He's dead!

Sweet! Let's go kill some Christians!

Rrevor told me to not tell you he said this...and you shouldn't quote
him, but he's mostly chick, so no means yes!

-tc

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Word of the Day

eunuch

[yoo-n uh k]

noun

- A man who has no choice but to allow his participle to dangle.

- Living proof that it doesn't take balls to follow Jesus.

Sunday, July 1, 2007

The Real Story of the Theif

And, as Jesus was being executed, giving his life away for the redemption of man, two other men, both criminals, were being executed alongside Jesus.

One of the criminals spewed insults at Jesus and mocked him. He told him to save himself, and them, in a showing of his power.

The other criminal, a thief, took a different approach. He rebuked the other criminal and looked at Jesus, his heart genuine and his motive pure. He asked Jesus a simple question.

"Jesus, will you remember me when you come into your kingdom?"

And Jesus, with all the energy and passion he could muster, did answer in the following manner:

"Hell yeah!" (in a very rednecky-voice)