Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Forget about being prepared ...

Jesus is coming! Look busy!


(That'll be good enough ... right? ...)

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

The Real Story of Moses Part 1

And so God had commanded Moses to go into Egypt and free His people. But doubt remained in Moses' mind. And so he asked a question.

"How will they know you have sent me?"

And God responded thusly:

"With my right hand I have created for you my chosen vessel, a gas-guzzling SUV. And with my left hand, I have created a fish decal to go on the back of your car. This is how they will know that I have sent you. By the fish on your car."

Sunday, May 27, 2007

The Doxology

For those of you who don't know what I'm talking about - it's the song that goes ...

Praise God from whom all blessings flow.
Praise Him all creatures here below.
Oh praise Him! Oh praise Him!
Praise God the source of all our gifts.
Praise Jesus Christ whose power uplifts.
Praise the Spirit, Holy Spirit.
Alleluia! Alleluia! Alleluia!


And the question: How does God sing The Doxology? Perhaps something like this ...

Praise Me from Whom all blessings flow.
Praise Me all creatures there below.
Oh praise Me! Oh praise Me!
Praise Me the source of all your gifts.
Praise Me whose power uplifts.
Praise the Spirit, My Spirit.
Alleluia! Alleluia! Alleluia!


Does He walk around humming it under His breath all day? It is a pretty catchy tune after all ...