A Relationship

So, I hear a lot of people telling me that Christianity isn't a religion, it's a relationship.

So I decided to try to have a relationship with Jesus.

And then I found out he was cheating on me! He was starting relationships with anybody and everybody who wanted to!

What's up with that?

So, I decided to do it the old fashioned way and just have a religion. You know, supernatural beliefs, a couple of rituals, faith in the unseen. Talking to a God I can't see with my eyes. Reading archaic texts.

You know, religious stuff.

And I think it's working out a lot better.