A Priest and a Rabbi

An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train. After a while, the priest opened a conversation by saying "I know that, in your religion, you're not supposed to eat pork...Have you actually ever tasted it?
The Rabbi said, "I must tell the truth. Yes, I have, on the odd occasion."

Then the Rabbi had his turn of interrogation. He asked, "Your religion, too...I know you're supposed to be celibate. But...." The priest replied, "Yes, I know what you're going to ask. I have succumbed once or twice."

There was silence for a while. Then the Rabbi peeped around the newspaper he was reading and said, "Better than pork, isn't it?"

Jesus Wins, Fatality

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What about throw (literally) the Ten Commandments at someone? Call a stampede featuring two of all animals to run over someone? Call on your man to appear from the mud and uppercut someone? Use the "Dove of Brutality" to get your point across?

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Some random questions

A couple of questions inspired from a trip last weekend ...

At a Mormon wedding, when they do the garter toss, do only unmarried men come up, or do all the men come up?

If Christ is the answer, is the question "What do you say after 'Jesus' when yelling at something/someone stupid?"

Since the prophesies Jesus fulfilled he also inspired to be written, doesn't that make them self-fulling prophecies? Isn't it kind of like betting the director of a movie how it ends?