Tuesday, May 29, 2007

The Real Story of Moses Part 1

And so God had commanded Moses to go into Egypt and free His people. But doubt remained in Moses' mind. And so he asked a question.

"How will they know you have sent me?"

And God responded thusly:

"With my right hand I have created for you my chosen vessel, a gas-guzzling SUV. And with my left hand, I have created a fish decal to go on the back of your car. This is how they will know that I have sent you. By the fish on your car."

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